Rich Donor Opts Out of Funding Research to Produce Clean Water in Africa

Rich Donor Opts Out of Funding Research to Produce Clean Water in Africa

Moishe Turweston
December 29, 2016
Filed under Rabble News, The Regis Rabble

Last Saturday evening, a fundraising event titled Enhancing the Future of the Entire World Through Innovation and Engineering Solutions (ETFOTEWTIAES) was held at the Colorado Convention Center. Researchers hoped to solicit donations from some major benefactors. "I was really moved by the scientists...

Santa’s Sweatshop

Santa’s Sweatshop

Moishe Turweston
December 25, 2016
Filed under Features, Rabble News, Showcase, The Regis Rabble

North Pole Colorado Springs--- After receiving an anonymous tip from my little cousin that Santa had a workshop hidden in the woods near the base of Pike’s Peak, we sent a team down to investigate. Upon arriving at the scene, we discovered a Christmas-themed amusement park, obviously a cover for his...

Regis Jesuit Considers Classroom Options Amid Growing Student Body

Regis Jesuit Considers Classroom Options Amid Growing Student Body

Shirley Turweston
October 26, 2016
Filed under Rabble News, The Regis Rabble

For three consecutive years now, the incoming freshmen classes in both the boys and girls divisions have been increasing in number. The growth in the size of the student body has put a strain on the school, which is scrambling to find a place to learn for every class. Some classes are currently in m...

Angelina Jolie Admits That She Only Divorced Pitt So She Could Adopt Him

Angelina Jolie Admits That She Only Divorced Pitt So She Could Adopt Him

Swuntbury McSilverstein
October 24, 2016
Filed under Rabble News, The Regis Rabble

The world was shocked on September 15th to find that their beloved romance between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had ended.  After an eleven year relationship involving the adoption of six children and capped with a two year marriage, no one on the planet ever expected the love to fade between the ce...

New Regis Jesuit Courses Include Knitting, 19th Century Medicine, Honda Studies

New Regis Jesuit Courses Include Knitting, 19th Century Medicine, Honda Studies

Swuntbury McSilverstein
May 2, 2016
Filed under Rabble News

At RJHS, we are fortunate enough to have an abundant staff committed to securing an enjoyable and useful experience for its students.  The faculty promotes flexibility and advancement in its methods, and this year did so by adding several classes and opportunities to the mix. This expansion into new...

Secretary of Treasury Makes Controversial Decision

Secretary of Treasury Makes Controversial Decision

Evanders Tarsus
May 2, 2016
Filed under Rabble News, The Regis Rabble

Jacob Lew, the current United States Secretary of Treasury, made a controversial response on Saturday to the U.S.'s $17.8 trillion debt. "I did what I had to do," stated Lew. What he "had to do" turned out to be removing the current monetary system of dollars and replacing it with a new goldfish b...

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